I don't know why I'm so surprised that I can't have a serious, mature, adult like sexual relationship. But I am! I don't know if it's the A. D. D or perhaps its because I find myself so god damn amusing I can't go 30 seconds without saying something ridicules. But my mind is constantly wondering even while doing it and the next thinging you know I'm seductively asking my girl if she will hold hands with me in in my pants or if her box needs maintenance, or even more devastating, stupid questions about nothing...I must be the most impossible lay ever. Sorry girls!

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